Overheard in Charter bathroom:
Drunk girl 1: He wants your body.
Drunk girl 2, mournfully: No, it’s much worse! He wants my personality!
Just A Few Words That Deserve Immediate Excision From Your Vocabulary.
Rafael Noah Abrahams channels Jonathan Safran Foer.
Lieutenant Ariel Mark Klainerman’07, my brother, received his wings last Saturday.