Dear Smart Sally,
What should I get my boyfriend for Valentine’s Day?
Signed,
Clueless in Cuyler

Dear Clueless,
Men only want one thing from us: hand-knit socks. So, grab your knitting needles and a big ball of wool and get cracking. Good luck!
Smart Sally

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