Overheard outside Frist

Upset sophomore: The fact that they took Supervillain Island off of Poptropica is literally a hate crime

Overheard on Frist 100 level

Smug Sophomore: I’m writing an essay for Creative Nonfiction about a mathematician’s relationship to chalkboards.

Overheard at Frist

Newly Initiated TI Sophomore, on the phone: “I can’t wait to bring you. Dad, do you want to go out? Like to a party?”

Overheard in Frist

Worried student to strangers: Have you seen a taller, older white man in pajama pants?

Overheard in Frist

Oblivious freshman: You can’t take abuse? Why not?

Overheard in Frist

Overly conscious freshman: That’s not a guy name. Wait, names don’t have gender. I messed up!

Overheard at Frist

Frosh to friend, describing problematic male: He just mansplains a lot. Friend: I kinda like that though.

Overheard at Frist

Frosh to friend, preparing for their first Princetoween: Nooo, I don’t wanna be slutty Harry Potter!

Fristy Business

This week, the Nass reflects on climate reporting in the Trump era, recommends House of Sugar, and celebrates Crocs.

Exclaimed in Frist

Struggling CBE freshman “Pop tarts are sugar ravioli!”

Overheard in Frist

Woke PTL philosophy major: The patriarchy is IN Frist.

Overheard in Frist

Freshman washed-up girl: Yeah, I mean, I know he does Liars’ club, but he’s a good guy!