Overheard at Soonja’s

Ivy ‘16 Grad: I’m not telling you to bicker McKinsey, but think about it.

Overheard after a Nass meeting

Yung aspiring journalist: I want to third floor bicker the New Yorker.

Who is She?

In this issue, the Nass protests bicker, problematizes privilege, and finds love at McCosh.

A Look Into Sleep

You shall fall asleep at your desk, wake up to frantically finish your essay, and then post a Snapchat with a filter hiding your under-eye bags and communally sharing your sleepless angst — all before the onset of the second sleep.

Overheard in the CJL

Freshman goy: I’m not trying to third-floor bicker Judaism.