Overheard in the Streets of Philly

Dude 1: This is the smoothest vape around. Dude 2: That’s like the worst sentence I’ve ever heard.

Overheard on the Street

White Cottage male with an AEI backpack: You can’t get coronavirus if you get hit by a car.

Overheard on the Street

Aspiring sex addict: “It would be hard to be an ugly sex addict. Do you think I’m attractive enough to be a sex addict?

Overhead on the street

COS boy: None of the SOC classes are funny this year. Finance bro: Yeah, Poverty in America isn’t being offered.

Overheard on the Street

Guy walking out of Tower: Fine, go to Charter Friday. Fine, hate yourself. It’s fine.

Overheard on the street

Tower man, wearing plaid: They need a good dose of shut the fuck up.

Overheard walking to the street

Gay freshman: These poppers are going to be a hit at Terrace.

Overheard on the Street

Frat president: Wow, we must have such high levels of toxic masculinity.

Overheard on the Street

PDP junior: Ladybugs are scarier than we give them credit for.

Overheard on the Street

Drunk engineer 1: I gave up alcohol for Lent. Drunk engineer 2: It would have been easier if you had given up sex.

Overhead on the Street

Quad senior: I think he’s very confident about his weight loss from last summer. Then again, that’s when he had malaria.