Dude 1: This is the smoothest vape around. Dude 2: That’s like the worst sentence I’ve ever heard.
White Cottage male with an AEI backpack: You can’t get coronavirus if you get hit by a car.
Aspiring sex addict: “It would be hard to be an ugly sex addict. Do you think I’m attractive enough to be a sex addict?
COS boy: None of the SOC classes are funny this year. Finance bro: Yeah, Poverty in America isn’t being offered.
Guy walking out of Tower: Fine, go to Charter Friday. Fine, hate yourself. It’s fine.
Drunk engineer 1: I gave up alcohol for Lent. Drunk engineer 2: It would have been easier if you had given up sex.