1.Suzanne Westbrook

2.Jesus of Nazareth

3.Julian the Apostate

4.Robbie George

5.Stefan McDaniel

6.Martin Heidegger

7.Mammon, God of Wealth

8.Paul of Tarsus

9.Sara Viola

10.John Maynard Keynes

11.Hannah Arendt

12.Will ‘The Scharf’s Scharf’ Scharf

13.Karl Marx

14.Harold Graham Parker III / Harold Thornton Pratt IV / Jean-Paul Sartre (three-way tie)

15.Sherif Girgis


17.Werner Herzog

18.Pope Crunkus the First

19.Jacques Derrida

20.All the feminists rolled into one, summarily essentialized, objectified, marginalized and domesticated.

21.Immanuel Kant

22.Christopher William Arp

23.Jürgen Habermas

24.Hillary Clinton

25.Jacob Savage. Still?


27.Ludwig J.J. Wittgenstein

28.Ronald Reagan

29.The ‘back-muscles’ dude at the gym

30.J.M. ben-Fluger

31.Judas Maccabeus

32.Søren Kierkegaard

33.St. Thomas Aquinas

34.Brother Cornel West

35.Sigismund Schlomo Freud

36.Frank Ordiway

37.Ol’-what’s-his-name Singer

38.Alexander van Hoek

39.Michael G. Wood

40.Carl Schmitt

41.The Woody Woo office secretary

42.John Fleming

43.Louis Althusser

44.Ingmar Bergman

45.Ben Elga despite all his greater efforts

46.Theodor Adorno

47.William Shakespeare

48.Sofia Tsirakis

49.Robby Zimmerman

50.Fro-yo on yo’ hips

51.Rabbi Eitan Webb

52.Sean Wilentz

53.Marina Candida ‘The Possum’ Isgro

54.The Blessed Severinus Boethius

55.Tessa ‘OSF’ Brown

56.Michelangelo Antonioni

57.Roger Mason, unfortunately

58.John Kenneth Galbraith

59.Stephen Colbert

60.Harrison Schaen

61.Edward Said

62.Slavoj Žižek

63.Michael van Landingham

64.The girl on the elliptical

65.Maxwell Miller

66.Sex on a Saturday Night

67.Herbert Marcuse

68.Samuel Alito

69.Dante Alighieri

70.Thorstein Veblen

71.‘No-hands Billy’

72.Diogenes Teufelsdröckh

73.Stanley Corngold

74.Jacques-Marie-Émile Lacan

75.Caetano Veloso

76.Ruthie Schwab

77.My tight blue jeans

78.Arthur Koestler

79.Peter Varela

80.Julio Cortázar

81.Wingnut Singsong

82.Walter Benjamin

83.Gilles Deleuze

84.Shirley, Shirley, Shirley

85.Thomas Woodrow ‘Woody’ Wilson, that idealist

86.Itamar ‘the Loneliest Clown’ Barzakay


88.J.K. Rowling

89.Robert Duke Biederman

90.His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty,

Charles the First,

BY THE GRACE OF GOD, Emperor of Austria, Apostolic King of Hungary, of this name the Fourth, King of Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, and Galicia, Lodomeria, and Illyria; King of Jerusalem etc., Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow, Duke of Lorraine and of Salzburg, of Styria, of Carinthia, of Carniola and of the Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania; Margrave of Moravia; Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friuli, Ragusa and Zara; Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Prince of Trent and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg, etc.; Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro, and in the Wendish Mark; Grand Voivode of the Voivodship of Serbia etc. etc.

91.David Lynch

92.Oh, the knee-job!

93.Virginia Woolf


95.John Rawls

96.Moses ben Maimon

97.The Other


99.The Dantonistes

100.All the little Ayn Rand crybabies rolled into a ball that I ate for breakfast

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