Overheard at Late Meal
Freshman girl 1: She's always got that shit-eating grin on her face.
Freshman girl 2: Yeah, I know, ever since she hooked up with the lead singer of Dispatch.
FG 1: Wait, I thought I hooked up with the lead singer of Dispatch.
FG 2: Then either you... or she...
FG 1: It's like an episode of "Ghostwriter."