Overheard on Pi Phi email list:
Fearless leader: The vodka,, gicwe to me and ti is yoursss
Is masturbation sinful? Do women have different kinds of orgasms, depending on whether the clitoris or the vagina is stimulated?
Bereavement can be rather grave in certain circumstances, and the loss of decorum- the circumstance I address this very instant- has its sufficient fill of seriousness.
Truth be told, I was never the most conservative fish in the drawer, spoon in the pond, or bowling ball in the gutter.
Since the release of “The Eminem Show” in May of 2002, a lot has happened to Marshall Mathers.
Those first few minutes in a murmuring, expectant theater are always slightly awkward ones...
On the idyllic Great Gatsby-esque campus that is Princeton, there exists a small microcosm of societal interactions and tensions. Although certainly not a true representation of the outside world...
In the current issue of ESPN The Magazine, savior-turned-pariah Maurice Clarett, the starting running back on Ohio State University’s 2002 national championship football team, describes a culture of rampant academic corruption and illegal benefits at one of the nation’s most prominent football schools.
He no longer sleeps in the bed they shared. He did for a little while, which surprised me. I would have thought her absence would have been the most palpable there, but I suppose the imprint on her pillow was the nearest thing he had to a kiss goodbye.