Well Endowed

February 15, 2001

Verbatim

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Overheard in Murray-Dodge

What? Sex makes you fat? Well then it’s a good thing I’m not having sex, because I’ve already gained seven pounds this year.

Overheard in Butler

When I’m sucking a guy’s dick, I sort of like to be able to gag. I don’t know, I guess it’s just comforting.

Overheard in Terrace

I don’t smoke, I just see things sometimes.

Overheard in Forbes

New Hampshire is the sweating vagina of New England.

Overheard in WWS 301

I don’t think old people are useless, I just find it easier to kill them.

Overheard in CLA208

This book is truly pathetic and not really useful. I would strongly encourage you not to look at it... But it’s mandatory.

Bill Nye in AST 203

Astrology is evil and bad. I’m not trying to be judgemental, I’m just saying.

Prof. Tyson in AST 203

Pluto is moonwhipped.

Overheard in Holder

I’m thinking of giving out blowjobs for Lent.
Don’t you mean you’re thinking about giving them up?
No.