Unmystiqueable

March 8, 2020

On The Women We (Don’t) Read: A Reflection on Academia

A writer analyzes the number of women authors she has been assigned throughout her time at Princeton.

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Masks and Motherhood: Reflections on Simon Stone’s Medea

A consideration of a modern reimagining of an ancient play

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Access For All: A Reflection on Reproductive Rights at Princeton

“Compromise seems out of reach, but groups like PSRJ will never stop trying to provide womxn who seek sexual health products with access to these products.”

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Mama

“Florida, oxidized green, / obliged her on this point, rising / out of the pool into its mildew.”

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Revisiting Lady Day: Nass Recommends the Billie Holiday Catalogue

“That subtlety doesn’t just reside in her vocal technique, though. It’s an emotional subtlety that permeates the very essence of any of her recordings.”

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Crossword

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Overheard at Roma

Freshman with bangs on Super Tuesday: Loading up the New York Times. I’m such a liberal cuck.

Heard Crossing Washington Road

Party Animal: I'm going to get so drunk tonight...it's Super Tuesday!

Overheard by Wawa

Senior: You know what would make a great Nass Article? "I tripped for 24 hours in Firestone: Here’s What I Found."

Overheard by a burger restaurant in D.C.

International Senior: Why are they cooking dogs? It really makes me unsettled. I thought that dogs are only killed for cooking in some places in Asia nowadays. I hate this.

Overheard at Whitman Dining Hall

Nass Freshman: Isn’t Jia Tolentino a pornstar?

Overheard at Terrace

Non-denominational Junior: Ash Wednesday was last Friday right?

Overheard in Seminar

Tony Award winning Director/Professor: You don't know for sure that I'm not a mass murderer.

Overheard in Foulke

Alcoholic?: It’s been 4 years and I still don’t know my limits.

Overheard in Blair Plaza

Drunk Guy pointing at parked PSAFE car: Man look at that random car. So random. Oh wait that's PSAFe. Maaaaaannnnnn.

Overheard at Lockhart

Possessive Junior: Yo, stop reading my cookbook!
Defensive Frosh: I'm trying to learn how to read!

Overheard at Lockhart

COS Major to Frosh: You aged 20 years this past semester because you're CBE, you dumb bitch.

Overheard at Lockhart

Frosh: Wow, you're even cooler in person.
Idol: Was I not a person in the dark?

Overheard at Lockhart

Drunk guy needing to button sleeves: Can you button this for me… damn that's so hot

Overheard in Whitman

Rowing freshman: I REFUSE to be at Dick's Sporting Goods for more than an hour.

Overheard in Roma D-Hall

Healthy Frosh: The hot line is so long. I think half the reason I eat salads is just because I'm so lazy.

Overheard at Roma

Frosh trying to win a debate: But sugar cubes have never been alive.

Overheard outside Cap

Bouncer: This is not a line. This is a gagglefuck.

Overheard in a Meeting

Frustrated Sophomore, about Coronavirus: I'm sick of all this isolationist rhetoric–I just want to spend my summer abroad!

Overheard at Choir Practice

Recently single soph: I knew there was something off about him…it was the group sex