The Thesis
March 8, 2001
Verbatim
More →Groundskeeper, on Mardi Gras
Watch out for Hatians. They’ll do some wack voodoo shit on your ass.
Katz, CLA208 (to a student)
I may be a pretentious pig, but you blow me out of the water!
Mystery Professor, CLA208
The moral of the story is, if you’re considering taking courses in the sociology department: don’t. ...Oh boy, if this makes it into Verbatim, I’m screwed.
Overheard in Cottage
Friday? That’s the movie that taught me about black peoples!
Overheard in CLA 214 Precept
Let’s just imagine Tim with a seven-year-old girl. Just imagine!
Overheard IN GER 102
American beer is what, 2% alcohol? It’s like water... oh, but for you, that’s illegal.
Overheard in Terrace
Yo, what if your name was ‘Ruptured Shithole’?
Overheard in Aaron Burr
Did I say pornography? I meant homophobia.