In this issue, Nass contributors reflect on quarantine, urge Princeton to divest from fossil fuels, and profile the workers on campus. Click HERE to experience our print designs online!
Is anyone else getting TikToks about the CIA documents about alternate timelines and energy holograms or is it just me?
Delirious sophomore girl: Fuck bitches get money. I love George Washington
Boyfriend: Why am I so turned on by this stormtrooper?
Confused Freshman: I'm notorious in my own head for forgetting names.
First Year Girl, to her friend: I shouldn't have gone halfway through the semester before I realized I could get the guys to do my work.
Disgruntled Soph: Literally who let me pick a major when I was constantly stoned because engineering is not where it's at.
Math major: Dude the internet might go down. If the virus gets into the servers…
White Cottage male with an AEI backpack: You can't get coronavirus if you get hit by a car.
Girl, pining for European boyfriend: I would not like to marry a circumcised man
Mother, letting out cry of surprise: Oh!
Authoritative 2D senior: There are actually many Brooklyn based Witches.
Tenured Comp Lit Professor: If you could draw this sentence as a topographical map, what would it show?
Bright-eyed PSIA Major: I'm really interested in institutions.
Sophomore trickster: I played an April Fool's prank and no one noticed it!
Me: What did you do?
Sophomore trickster: I died the toilet water yellow.
Princeton engineering prof: A lot of autoimmune disorders are because our bodies are bored.
Nass Editor: I hate journalists.
Girl with boba in workout clothes: Her gay ex-husband is kinda cute.