Lohan! Please accept this offering! Lohan! Guide my hand so that I may divide thy bounty equally!
Black girl: If we had watched this in Frist, we would have been beaten up by the Republicans.
Chinese girl: No, they're scared of us.
Native American girl: Yeah! Besides, they can't beat us up because it would be a hate crime.
Girl 1: Grad students are so weird.
Girl 2: My ex-roommate dates a grad student, and he's kind of normal.
Girl 1: Maybe I would date a grad student...
Girl 2: I would date anything!
Guy: GPAs don't matter!
Girl: Yeah, GPAs don't matter!
Guy: You're really smart!
Girl: You're really smart, too!
Guy: Wait - what's your quintile?