Customer #1: Man, this place is getting more anal-retentive every year.
Customer #2: More anal-retentive? Pshaw, it's always been that way. Anyplace that fests as actively as this one does...
Student: Can I bum a cig?
Professor: I'm Robert Fagles. A famous scholar.
Drunk girl (indignantly): Gay is just not a synonym for stupid!
Drunk guy: Yes, it is! When are you going to get that through your fucking head!