Guy: There should be an atheist chaplaincy... of course then you'd have to have it under the Center for Jewish Life.
Prefrosh girl: Does anyone else feel like it’s colder than it was, like, earlier today?
Sophomore Girl: So this guy I haven’t seen in months
asked me on a date. At first I thought he was trying to assassinate me, but then I realized that I’m not in that game.
Bad writer: But the internet extends beyond national borders.