The Media Issue

March 8, 2007

Verbatim

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Overheard in Holder

Roommate 1: Hey, do you want to go bone some Chinese kids?
Roommate 2: What?
Roommate 1: Sorry, I actually meant to say "chicks." I don't know why "kids" came out.

Overheard in ENG311

Football player 1: So what's this Shrew play about?
Football player 2: How to keep your bitch in her place.
Football player 1: Oh, sweet.

Overheard in Frist

Black student: You're Ben, right?
White student: No, I'm Alex.
Black student: Oh my God! I've never confused two white people before!