Roommate 1: Hey, do you want to go bone some Chinese kids?
Roommate 2: What?
Roommate 1: Sorry, I actually meant to say "chicks." I don't know why "kids" came out.
Football player 1: So what's this Shrew play about?
Football player 2: How to keep your bitch in her place.
Football player 1: Oh, sweet.
Black student: You're Ben, right?
White student: No, I'm Alex.
Black student: Oh my God! I've never confused two white people before!