Gossiping table: I really forgot how crazy her face was.
COS grad student: Just keep drinking coffee and writing code. You'll get through it.
Drunk Tigertone: Have anyone ever thought about how beautiful and complex American grammar is?
TI junior: I Juuled last week and literally had to go to confession.
Ivy SWUG, emphatically: Fuck the millipedes, they never gave us anything.
German major: This university gave me a lot of money for going independent…it's all going to booze and cigarettes. *leaves to smoke*
Junior German major: German is one of those languages I wish I knew.
Freshman 1: Having sex is such a struggle.
Freshman 2: Yeah, and you can't even practice jacking off because of your roommates.
Film German major to Medieval German major: I can give you better depressed films than that.
Senior: Pot is s totally a study drug! I'm still here, aren't I?
Theta senior: If you get an average little I'm dropping.
Gentile frosh: Fuck Charter Friday.
Gentile frosh: Shabbat is where it’s at.
Fashionable Ivy senior: Carhartt is what the working people wear, the commoners.
Junior woman wearing a United Nations hat: As a woman, I could never be with a man that was dumb.
Cannon junior: I don’t think I bickered him. I just bickered a lot of guys named Phil.
Northeastern Jewish man: Is that yogurt and granola?
Other man: Yeah
NJM: Um... fire.
Girl on phone: Why can't we get someone famous, like Tina Fey? … Cory Booker did not matter.
Man: I just saw Batman's circumcised penis in a comic. Is that canon now?