The Literary Issue

December 15, 2005


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Overheard in VIS 343

Guy: Professor, do you think that the red color scheme in Ernie's Restaurant in Vertigo represents the vagina?
P. Adams Sitney: Well, that was one of Hitchcock's favorite places to eat...
Girl: Where? Ernie's or the vagina?

Overheard in ENG 363

Lee Mitchell: I stand here in the front of you, and I have fantasies about all of you, just as you have fantasies about me.

Overheard in Manhattan

'03 Alum: I want to take E so I can remember what it's like to stay in shape.

Overheard in Terrace Library

Girl: My vagina can do lots of stuff.
Guy: Well, it wouldn't be a Princeton vagina if it couldn't multi-task.

Overheard at post-Formals brunch

Guy: My fucking Alka-Seltzer won't dissolve.
Girl: [Stirs Alka-Seltzer]
Guy: I love you so much! I have to go vomit now - I just over-stimulated myself.