Prof. Rosen: Why would a self-regarding act, like homosexual behavior, have grounds for punishment under the harm principle?
Student #1: Well, it might motivate others to think that it is a
good thing to do, through television and stuff.
Prof. Rosen: It might motivate others to participate in a self-regarding act?
Student #2: It might make those people go to Hell.
Student: You'd think the Yugoslavians would know not to count their chickens before they hatch.
Girl, to boyfriend: Jim, did you say that porn was prettier than me?
Guy: I love women! I mean, I'm not a feminist or anything, but I'm certainly tolerant.