The Halloween Issue

October 18, 2007


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Overheard in the Nass Office

Nass Editor 1: I'll be crushed if
I don't win the Rhodes.
Nass Editor 2: We'll all be
crushed if we don't win the

Overheard in Ivy

Ivy Club Member: I stopped smoking pot when I realized everything I wanted from pot I got from valium.

Overheard outside Brown Hall

First Girl: Do you think that I have a beer gut?
Second Girl:'s a good thing that you're getting control of it now.
(Awkward Silence)
First Girl: Maybe I'm just eating too much.
Second Girl: No, it's the beer.

Overheard in Frist 100 Level Bathroom

Drunk Theta 1: I just don't know who I'm going to walk home with. Rachel and Ben, and Chloe and Mike...
Drunk Theta 2: Well listen to me; I have to take Stephie home, so I won't be hooking up with anyone tonight unless I can do something about that.

Overheard in Terrace TV Room:

Girl watching porn:'s just like yoga.