Nass Editor 1: I'll be crushed if
I don't win the Rhodes.
Nass Editor 2: We'll all be
crushed if we don't win the
Ivy Club Member: I stopped smoking pot when I realized everything I wanted from pot I got from valium.
First Girl: Do you think that I have a beer gut?
Second Girl: Well...it's a good thing that you're getting control of it now.
First Girl: Maybe I'm just eating too much.
Second Girl: No, it's the beer.
Drunk Theta 1: I just don't know who I'm going to walk home with. Rachel and Ben, and Chloe and Mike...
Drunk Theta 2: Well listen to me; I have to take Stephie home, so I won't be hooking up with anyone tonight unless I can do something about that.
Girl watching porn: Wow...it's just like yoga.