Professor Kotkin (on gulags): The prisoners there were in fact criminals. They were thieves, they were drunks, they were rapists, they were murderers. (pause) They were lacrosse players.
Straight Male GS: Giving head is the gateway drug to me
Guy 1: I don't get it -- 300 members of the class of 2010 were the victims of abortion?
Guy 2: That's ridiculous. Kids from abortion families don't get into Princeton.