Guy: Wait, aren't you a Pi Phi?
Girl: No, I'm black.
SAE 1 (blowing cocaine): Loose lips sink ships, boys. Ivy club honor.
SAE 2: Ivy club honor.
Girl: Is Emerson referring to the Middle Passage?
Prof Howe: You mean the slave ships?
Girl: Oh, no. I meant Lewis and Clark. What am I referring to?
Zach Woolfe: Your own racism?