Girl 1: What was his name again?
Girl 2: Stalin
Sophomore Pi Phi: Ew. Don’t go with him to formals.
Freshman Pi Phi: Why?
Sophomore Pi Phi: His coloration clashes with your skin tone.
Bro: Yo bro I always get Ghana mixed up with Uganda. But I always remember that Ghana has those hugeass falls.
Diligent sophomore: Let’s say you’re the most disciplined person in the world and other people aren’t.
Classified ads: “Spanish, Basque, or Spanish/Filipino Egg Donor Needed...”
Procrastinating Senior: I’m not creepy. I’m just a stalker. There’s a difference.
Professor: You can’t say that. You can’t say that. Oh wait, you’re paying tuition, you can say that.
Young philosopher: I mean your soul in the metaphysical sense, not like the black music.
Alex: I just broke my phone, of anyone has an extra AT&T blackberry or any other phone it would be greatly appreciated. I’ll pay for it if need be.
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Nostalgic Anglo: I love this song! My au-pair used to play it all the time.
Pi Phi Junior: I want the drawing room in my country home to look like this.
One Theta sister to another: Oh my God, I just want to go to sleep and wake up brown.
Girl talking about ecstasy: I would be careful about that stuff...
Guy, shrugging: So I die...