Man: What nationality is Lupe? Is he black?
Polite sophomore: So how was your first Lawnparties?
Polite freshman: It was fun, but crowded. I was right there in the front.
Polite sophomore: Of which club?
Polite freshman: The one that was having it.
Rick Curtis: If you see lightning and hear thunder, get into the lightning safety position.
RC: Coincidentally, this also happens to be my favorite troweling position.
Priviliged freshman girl (whispering to another): We're going into Trenton? I'm so scared.