Guy #1: Fat girls give good head
because they have to.
Guy #2: Itʼs true.
Guy #3: No, I think they think
Guy #1: They donʼt eat your
Guy #3: No, itʼs like, ʻYummm....
Indian Girl to guy: If we were in a
band, youʼd play the cowbell.
Guy: Uh, youʼre the Hindu. You
play the cowbell.
Indian Girl: No. Youʼd play it.
Iʼd wear it.
Nerdy guy hitting on nerdy girl: I asked my friend to rate how weird I was on a scale from 1 to 5, and he said I was a 3.14.
Guy: Know what the best part of living in a dorm with lots of black people is? The smell. They use so many lotions, that the hallways smell like roses! You come out of the elevator, and it smells like fresh n*****.
(While watching a commercial)
Girl 1: Is this for the Sims?
Girl 2: Um, itʼs for Grand Theft