Gamer guy, walking on gravel: This sounds just like breaking a Minecraft dirt block.
Smut reader: Don’t ruin this pear for me
Nass newcomer: I should probably submit a verbottom
Sophomore, possible bassist: When I think of my bedroom, I think of sticky and sweaty.
Curler: All bassists are sweaty
Resolute socialist: Watching the GOP debate with the college republicans right now.
Friend: How's that going?
Socialist: Holding in my scoffs of indignation
Fan: Girls don’t wear bras anymore, it’s 2021
Film buff: Judi Dench is an actress? Oh right, she was in Cats.
Bystander: I’ve seen people do CRAZY things with nine volt batteries