February 17, 2011


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Overheard in Murray Dodge:

Cookie Enthusiast: I think I would kill everyone here if it meant I would receive the freshest cookies.

Overheard in Firestone:

Freshman girl: Oh! A senior! I bet he’s hard at work on his essay right now!

Overheard in the U-Store:

Girl: I need, like, all of these treats for later.
Boy: You disgust me.

Overheard on Ivy email list:

Sophomore: Second, I would like to point out that someone actually poured a cup of urine on me.

Overheard in the Wa:

Bro: I can get all this candy?
Cashier: Yes.
Bro: For just this money?
Cashier: Yes.
Bro: Incredible.

Overheard on McCosh Walk:

Mother of prospective student: This would be a good place to meet a husband.
Girl: I know, it’s high on my list.

Overheard at Late Meal:

Argyle sweater: So you’re into quaaludes?

Overheard in Terrace:

Terran #1: Can I borrow your phone?
Terran #2: Naw dog my pants are too tight.

Overheard outside Frist:

Chinese tourist, in Chinese: Where are the tigers? Where is Einstein’s office? Where is the math department?

Overheard in HIS precept:

Student: I wanted to take this course because I saw that it covered [King] Louis Philippe and I want to better understand my familial background.