I’m the News Editor at the Prince and we read some material you wrote for the Nass and were impressed. We like you to think about joining News staff this semester and reaching an even wider audience.
News is holding its open houses at 7 PM next Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday night in our offices at 48 University Place. We’ll tell you about the application process for joining the section and be around to answer the questions.
I hope to see you there,
Professor: Let me destroy your intellectual universe.
Prospective student: i heard to get into places like ‘tower’ you have to be rich white and attractive
Drunk guy: You’re too pretty to be a slut!
Less drunk girl: Your logic is flawed.
Drunk swimmer: I went to all the eating clubs tonight: Cloister, Ivy, Charter, Cannon, Cottage, Frist, TI, Cap ...
Alexander Hamilton (on what it would be like if Thomas Jefferson became president):
Murder, robbery, rape, adultery, and incest will be openly taught and practiced, the air will be rent with the cries of the distressed, the soil will be soaked with blood, and the nation black with crimes.
Recruiter: You're a grad student? For our trading position, we don't really want grad students ...We've found that they are too academic and ...awkward.
Grad student: But I'm a first year grad student! And I was an athlete! And I was in cottage!
Mom: So Noah wants to go to Mali--is Mali not war-torn, it’s just poor?