Grad student, to peer: Do you think it’s possible that I’ll ever have an idea you won’t say you’ve already tried?
Prof. Russ Leo: What’s a romantic comedy people like? Love Actually? Do people watch that? I’m acting like I haven’t seen it multiple times.
Nass staffer: I know this is alienating to a lot of people, but I really do love Sonic Youth.
Freshman with game, to senior: Sooo what res college are you in?
Girl: If David tells you we’re dating, we’re not. We’re not dating. He likes to tell people that we’re dating but we’re not dating. We’re very much not dating.
Junior male, on Spring Breakers, exhaustedly: There are just too many tits in that movie.
TI Theta, listening to Tegan and Sara: I’m like shades of hipster. Just really light shades.
Bro, to other bro: Well, at least the bro to bitches ratio is in our favor.
Benedictine monk: You don’t have to talk to anyone at meals-- That’s probably the best part about being a monk.
Commenter: hi just had a quick query what can happen if a woman is pregnant with four babies and are given ovulation tablets?
Former Terran, to alt Ivy alum: Freshman year, you had the cool friends — but now the tables have turned.
BAC dancer: How do you feel about floss versus brushing? ... I’ve flossed with my hair before.
Jeff Nunokawa: Oh, this is the Behrman Society! I knew it was either the Behrman Society or St. A’s!
Soulful male: He always asks me for girl advice, and I’m like, just touch ‘em. And then see what she does.
Soulful male: That’s not horrible. That’s just wise.
Tower junior 1: I’m having dinner with a guy of interest tonight. Yay?
Tower junior 2: Definite yay. If he’s not impressed by you, he’ll be impressed by the food.
Nass EIC, on Prince op-ed: It’s just a lower form of language.