Real World Ruminations

February 22, 2001

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Overheard in Rocky Dining Hall

At Yale they have this club where people get together, eat fried chicken, and watch pornos every Friday.
Wait, isn’t that at Quad?

Overheard in Edwards

Well, if I have to stay, can I at least take my shirt off?

Overheard in PJ’s Pancake House

I don’t want to sleep with him... I just want to measure it.

Overheard in Holder

There is gonna be so much pussy at my funeral.

Overheard in the E-Quad

Do computers suck because they’re guys, or do guys suck because they’re computers?

Overheard in Lourie-Love Lounge

I could have scored last night, but I had to wake up early.

Overheard in Holder

I think when I die I want to be buried with my hands on my nuts.