Frist Employee: (nothing)
Student: So whats the sauce on that chicken?
Frist Employee: Well I don't know...maybe its chocolate.
Student: Chocolate? I'll take my chances.
Guy #1: Is there an obnoxious party going on up there...I hear Britney Spears?
Guy #2: By obnoxious party do you mean a high schooler performing unspeakable acts on me?
Mrs. Gilliespie's 5th Grade Clase, PS. 174.
Mrs. Gilliespie: Now class, here is the student center of Princeton. Look at all the interesting quotes on the wall!
Kid 1: What the fuck are we doing here?
Kid 2: Hey, look that one has a pocket protector!
Kid 1: If our teacher wasn't here I would kick the shit out of that kid over there.
Kid 2: That kid actually has a rolling backpack.
Kid 3: Wow, it's like a nerd safari.
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Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand?
Come, let me clutch thee! I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false creation Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain? I see thee yet, in form as palpable As this which now I draw.
My people too were scared with eerie sounds, A footstep, a low throbbing in the walls. A noise of falling weights that never fell,
Weird whispers, bells that rang without a hand, Door-handles turn'd when none was at the door, And bolted doors that open'd of themselves;
And one betwixt the dark and light had seen Her, bending by the cradle of her babe.
Girl: And he was like, 'Blah blah blah Cottage.' And then he was like, 'Blah blah blah baseball.' And then he took his pants off.