Face Down Nass Up

This week, the Nass unpacks God’s Plan, reports on the lives of undocumented immigrants in New Jersey, and goes home for intersession.

God’s Plan B

This week, the Nass visits the modern side of paradise, resists eating tide pods, and plants its roots just by Fitzrandolph Gates.

Mind the Goy

This week, the Nass rides the UMatter Bus, sees the world for the first time, and turns twenty.

Girl Nass Door

In this week’s issue, the Nass ponders long car rides, Riverdale’s cinematic turn, and what we’ll be thinking about during the apocalypse.

Healthy Nasculinity

In this week’s issue, Nass writers explore community service, Woke Wednesdays, and meaning within a cubicle.

Meditation on the Matriarchy

This week, the Nass explores Firestone’s coin collection, astrology, and the labeling of trees.

A Treatise of Human Nature

In this week’s issue, in a noteworthy expansion of thematic range, Nass writers young and old muse about philosophy, capitalism, aesthetics and trendy poetry.

Hot Stuff

In this week’s issue, Nass writers investigate avant-garde cinema, exchange letters, and telescope mornings.

Deeply Confused But Mildly Aroused

This week, the Nass is preoccupied with dining halls, first-year orientation, and Woody Allen.


In this week’s issue, Nass writers recreate recipes from their mothers, trace the birth of a language, and wander around campus on crutches.


This week, Nass writers find bones in places they shouldn’t, praise the king of fruits, and get in fights at TI.

Übermensch Bench

The Nass on witnessing, bereavement, and crepuscular conversations.