Definitely creative boy: Vote for me for USG because I put the class of 2017’s Facebook profile pictures in a nice mosaic that’s made a tiger! I think by now it goes beyond all reasonable doubt that I’m creative and now you have a cool screensaver! This idea came to me at 1 am and i refused to go to bed until i downloaded all 1300 profile pics. Lol. If you zoom in you can probably find yourself about 25-30 times.
Helpful student: When reading the materials, always try to evaluate the themes and significance.
Pi Phi pledge: Do you guys think this is a real or a fake 100 dollar bill?
Girl: I’m not saying this couldn’t be construed as potentially militant, but.
Freshman: Does anybody know where I can get a Cottage spot?
Man, to man holding stolen road sign: You thought you’d come back with a girl, not a sign, right?
Man, waving stolen sign: I’ll take what I can get!
Theta sophomore: What does the “J” in “J Date” stand for?
Zete junior: Do you know what I’m really worried about? The pledges not knowing where each other’s nipples are.
Asshole: I’m going to be so fucking pissed if Murray-Dodge is closed because of this.
Chill bro: His mixtape is called “When Thugs Cry.” This is the logical conclusion of where rap is headed. Sad rap.
Freshman, to other freshman: The beer’s really good here. It’s PBR.
Sophomore, to Ivy junior: I don’t want to say I’m doing Ivy… but I also don’t want to say I’m not doing Ivy. You know?
Girl 1: You know he’s French-Israeli.
Girl 2: What does that mean?
Girl 1: You know, he’s going for that suave vibe.
Ivy aesthete, to Nass editor: You asked me to expand on Duchamp’s life and I was like, this is trite.
Sophomore girl: You know who I see everywhere? The Nass guy with the short shorts and the long socks.
Prof. Jonathan Levy: I know what you’re thinking—if the first American bank wasn’t founded until 1791, what did Princeton students do after graduation?
Verte Mag editor: I think we need someone who’s also pretty.
Theta sophmore: What’s the inside of a private jet like?
White female: Like the inside of a yacht.
Prof. Janet Monge: MAMMALS! YEA!