Love, Nassau Style

October 18, 2001

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Overheard in 1903

Dude, I think if you got your butthole pierced, it would feel good.

Overheard in 1903

Would you let Michael Jordan suck your dick?
A mouth’s a mouth, even if it is Michael Jordan’s.

Prof Nabokov in Ant 201

I’m always a little grumpy when I have to come back to New Jersey.

Overheard in Pyne Bathroom

Girl 1: I really liked him, but when he was drunk he kept trying to rape me!
Girl 2: Well, at least he wasn’t trying to rape anyone else.

Overheard from a sorority girl

I don’t know why my boyfriend just can’t get over it. I mean, Jesus forgave Mary Magdaline when she slept around!

Overheard in 1901

I dunno, I think my smoking crack rock is worse than you being a cheerleader.

Overheard in Brown

You live in a single, what do you mean you don’t have any hand lotion?

Sophmore yelling at his pre-frosh in Hamilton

Dude, that’s my box you’re peeing in!

Overheard in Frist at 1:30 a.m.

Will you all stop being fucking nose pirates and go to bed, goddammitt?