Dude, I think if you got your butthole pierced, it would feel good.
Would you let Michael Jordan suck your dick?
A mouth’s a mouth, even if it is Michael Jordan’s.
I’m always a little grumpy when I have to come back to New Jersey.
Girl 1: I really liked him, but when he was drunk he kept trying to rape me!
Girl 2: Well, at least he wasn’t trying to rape anyone else.
I don’t know why my boyfriend just can’t get over it. I mean, Jesus forgave Mary Magdaline when she slept around!
I dunno, I think my smoking crack rock is worse than you being a cheerleader.
You live in a single, what do you mean you don’t have any hand lotion?
Dude, that’s my box you’re peeing in!
Will you all stop being fucking nose pirates and go to bed, goddammitt?