Nothing is more degrading than a clown shitting in a stall.
She would kill me if she found out that I spread my stuff all over her bed.
Josh Boak? No, he’s not Jewish, he’s just funny-looking.
Sometimes, I feel like an automatic blowjob machine.
Guy 1: You should just be her big talking dildo.
Guy 2: That’s all I ever wanted to be...except for the talking part.
Pedophilia is different from slavery.
If I had a little sister, I’d be in jail already.
I wouldn't mind if my house got broken into, but I would mind if I didn't get to fuck the Pope this summer.
It’s not about being disabled. It’s about Minnesota.