Blackout Nass editor: I'm like...attractive.
Cornell senior, to editorial intern: have you heard of david foster wallace
California Jew, to white male: You gotta go get some cracker pussy!
Southern belle: [looks shocked]
California Jew, to belle: What, did that offend you?
Southern belle (horrified): We're at a country club!
Security guard, to Nass ed: Do you think that men falling in love is a sign of weakness?
Nass ed: Exactly the opposite.
Security guard: Go right on in.
Training module: Is hugging a man the same as hugging a woman?
Nass editor: Just talked to my coworker for 10 minutes about fresh produce. It is the longest conversation I have had at the office.