President of Terrace: And in celebration of Dare to Care, new member Steve Sasson has agreed to be tased (tases Steve Sasson)
Guy on iPhone: Yeah, they took my ID. Oh well. At least I have a new reason to hate America.
Guesser 1: Trophy Wife!
Guesser 2: Wait, I thought the clue was “person”.
Girl 1: It’s about chickens trying to escape and Mel Gibson tries to convert them.
Girl 2: So...it’s like real life.
Girl: Where are you staying tonight?
Parent: The Courtyard Marriott.
Girl: The COURTYARD Marriott? That’s so ghetto.
Girl: I mean if he only lets me see his limited profile then he probably doesn’t want to bang me anytime soon.