Theta '06: Watch out for those SAE pledges tonight, because you're going to have to make out with all of them.
Theta '08: Oh, okay!
Girl: So, are you really worried about hazing?
KA pledge: No, I won't get hazed. They only do that shit to the kids who need it.
Girl: I get it. Like, the ones who deserve it.
Girl: So, yeah apparently there's a castle in Scotland named after my family. I think it's even a pretty decent sized one.
Guy: Oh, cool. I wish I had a family castle.
Girl: Yeah, we have a plaid too, but it's heinous... but wouldn't it be awesome if it were the Burberry one? I mean, how cute is that!
Guy 1: I’m taking my girlfriend camping in Colorado.
Guy 2: One sleeping bag?
Guy 1: Oh yeah.