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April 5, 2007


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Overheard in Lockhart

Girl 1: I don't really know why I'm on the pill anymore.
Girl 2: Well, at least if you get raped you won't have a child.

Overheard in Cafe Viv during “Art Night”

Group: (hysterical laughter for 30 seconds)
Girl: Wasn't that a great pun?

Overheard at Triumph

Waitress: What cheese would you like on your burger?
Girl: I'll have cheddar and onions.
Waitress: Onions aren't a cheese.
Girl: I know.

Overheard in Forbes

Guy 1: What's a do-rag?
Guy 2: A traditional urban headdress.

Overheard in locker room

Football Player: (Overhears "Sweet Child of Mine") This song is awesome. I'm so good at this in Guitar Hero.

Overheard in Firestone

Girl: I bet it's 7:12. *checks watch* Ohmigod, I must be psychic!
Guy: You don't have to be psychic to perceive the passage of time.