This week, the Nass spends its leave of absence filming movies in Greece, attending tone-deaf plays, and growing an extra hand.
Sleep-deprived student's search bar: 'why am i always tired?'
Sleep-deprived student's search bar after a few seconds of anxious reading: 'can cancer cause fatigue?'
Confused male: "My sister and I are going to have a kid."
Catholic child: Why can’t Jesus be a baguette?
Starstruck sophomore: I just shook hands with Jeff Bezos in Effron. My fight or flight response kicked in, and I chose flight in that moment.
Inquisitive reader: I wonder if I’ve ever been in a nassau weekly verbatim
Woman-lover: My sexuality is super woman
Philosopher: humor is the condom of life
Critical observer, watching Italian art film: I’d rather see his ass than his face.
Medievalist: Actually, I find premodernity to be the most postmodern
Professor: And how do we define "Latin Lover"?
Crochet enthusiast: I won't be able to access deep focus mode until I put on some pants.
Cooked sophomore: Hell of a song to pregame shabbat to.
Surprisingly impressed ooze-eater: I can tell everyone I came here for the black ooze
Potentially perverted junior: My JP is like Penis. Penis. Vagina. Incest. Mouth stuff. Butt stuff. Mind stuff.