Girl on Cell Phone: And then my dad got on the phone and he was like "Did you make out with her?" and I was like "Eww Dad, that's gross."
Girl #1: Sometimes I fast for theological reasons.
Guy: Yeah, sometimes I fast because I'm too lazy to leave the house.
Girl #2: [Points to crotch] Sometimes I realize that I have a hole in the crotch of my pants and I can't stop touching it.
Girl #1: I think I should start going to Manna.
Girl #2: But you're JEWISH.
Girl #1: I know, but I think it'd be a good place to meet guys.
Ditzy Chick #1: Why're you sitting in the shade?
Ditzy Chick #2: It's not shade, asshole, the the sun is covered by clouds.
Ditzy Chick #1: Oh, sorry.
Ditzy Chick #2: I love it when it's sunny outside. Just not right now.