You don’t have to have a bad opium trip to write well.
Naturalism is like realism on drugs.
We’re not talking about oysters here. We’re talking about syphilis.
He must have been really drunk if he admitted that he was a Mormon.
Girl 1: How much semen is on that futon?
Girl 2: Well, as far as I’m concerned, mean people suck and nice people swallow, and I’m a nice girl.
Maybe I do want to be an academic. Whenever I go into Firestone and see all those books it makes me want to come in my pants.
If I’m going to rush, I better stick to salads.
Boy: Yeah, Robbie George, the bigot, teaches Con Interp.
Girl: Oh, no, he’s not a bigot. He’s a really strict Catholic.
He can destroy you. He’s like Aaron Spelling.
They just go on and on and ON about the sex - it’s fabulous!
Student: isn’t “occurrence” referring to sex?
Cadden: Well, (thumbs up) dirty mind at 9:30 - way to go.
In the production I saw, when she committed suicide, the blood splattered on General Gabler’s portrait...I thought that was quite nice.
I am African American. I realize I probably look white and Jewish to most of you... There was some fooling around back there in the slave age.