This week, the Nass learns from Patti Smith, mulls over pop stardom, and weighs the costs of “clean” energy.
Incredulous girl: can you imagine THIS being your cousin, and being SURPRISED she’s a bisexual?
Viewer: 9/11 is my Roman Empire
Pre-med student: I would do homework AT the orgy
Detractor: What’s the moral imperative for pickling a child?
Former baby: Well, when I was a gamete, I was fairly nude
English concentrator: They were stabbed in a very romantic way
Vegetarian: I feel like eggs are a constitutional issue
Disgruntled professor: So, which image do you want to talk about?
Disgruntled professor, after about 10 seconds of uncomfortable silence: Okay, I guess democracy is bad then.
Allergy-ridden individual: It's the sound of screaming peanuts
Proponent: Hold on, let me pull out my strategic pickle
Dreamer: My favorite meditations are the ones where I'm not conscious
Barista-humanist, to other barista-humanists: Dialing in the espresso machine together is the closest I’ll ever get to Los Alamos.
Excited frosh: First one to have sex in FLIB gets 1000 dollars from me.
Trite Terran: I’m going to be the Isaac Newton of Musical Theater!