This week, the Nass gets creative with our culinary adventures, meditates on the significance of trains, and memorializes Fine Hall.
Tech-Savvy Professor: There’s one "Power Point" in my classroom and that would be ME.
Future professional philosopher: My nuts are in a dialectical relationship with Hegel’s mouth..
RCA Cos Major: It's always nice to have a rubber ducky.
Former Nass EIC: Everyone always thinks the Nass used to be edgier.
Theatre director/Guest Professor: The internet tells me I'm unstable, but it doesn't know me.
Anthro major: Anthro be like: Everything is bullshit. Every attempt to understand anything is bullshit. Every explanation is bullshit.
Student: In this story, there's a poet who gets mad when someone doesn't like his poems.
Professor: Yeah… no poet has ever done that.
Speaker on Grad School: Isn't it obvious that everyone here is depressed?
Lively English Prof: And my friend told me, who's really a snob, 'You're not a foodie. You're a glutton.'
Student: Capitalism critique!
Professor, also in chat: Isn't every day capitalism critique?
Concerned citizen: I want to pee on The Oval Office.
Student: That didn't happen to me when I went to Delphi.
Professor: What, you didn't get shat on?
Literature Professor: What's more approachable than a Platonic dialogue?