Guy 1: I totally have an Indian fetish.
Guy 2: You have an everything fetish.
Guy 1: That's not true, i don't have an Asian fetish.
Guy 3: It's just so weird that you're not gay.
Guy 1: [silent contemplation, vague credulity]
Asian Guy (speakaing about "the Laxative"): The title was clever, but it was just a bunch of Jewish jokes I didn't understand.
Wait a minute, you found that yarmulke? Oh man, now I have all sorts of Jewish lice, charging my regular lice ridiculous rates!
Oh my god, the room has bay windows? I just love bay windows!
Guy: Dammit, I just stepped on a coathanger. The fucker was trying to abort my foot!