Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament: Jan 26, 2013 ·5:30 p.m.– 8:00 p.m. Lawrence Apt. Parking Lot. Return to the times of old and be entertained whilst you feast! Dinner and entertainment are included. Cost of this event is $40. Transportation will be arranged by carpool – please RSVP and indicate whether you can drive yourself/others. Email Audrey at ****@princeton.edu to RSVP. Sponsored by the Graduate School.
Archetypical bro: Why don’t we smoke and watch Workaholics and correct each others’ Spanish homework?
Humanities student: Is a rock really a rock or a fragment of our understanding of a rock?
Junior Pi Phi: Verbatim this week sucked.
Senior Pi Phi: That’s because we weren’t in it.
Security guard, to other security guard: Oh, Tracy? That girl easy like sleazy.
Receptionist 1: So I said, a phone is a phone! It’s for calling!
Receptionist 2: So why’d you get an iPhone?
Receptionist 1: Because I wanted Instagram!
Boy: All of Instagram is here!
Theta sophomore: Okay, I weighed myself before I peed, and I weighed myself after I peed, and it was a three pound difference.
Theta 1 (on phone): Tell him to make a roadie and meet us.
Theta 2 (to herself): A roadie to go..
AEPi sophomore: Stevie Nicks is forever.
Hood politician: Chief keef would probably be republican: Strong belief in the 2nd amendment, capital punishment (see: lil jojo)
Critical sophomore: You know what I really hate? When I ask someone how old their baby is and they say 18 months. Bitch he’s one year old!
English soldier: If plaine or homely, wee saie she is a doudie or a slut.
Senior, on first kisses: I think I kissed my Dominican babysitter when I was 7... She was like, 15 though, so it was cool. Her name was Domatila.