This week, the Nass celebrates Women*s History Month with a series of brilliant, probing, and devastating pieces by and about women* of all kinds.
My brother: So, mom, how is menopause going?
Lapsed Catholic: I can't believe tomorrow is deadass Tuesday!
Confused Jew: Deadass Tuesday? Is that a Christian holiday?
Girl on phone: This is a bad idea. *Pause* Because it’s cannibalism.
Overexcited Sister: Call me back! I have news that isn’t about me bleeding out!
Jolly EMT: This is a great job, actually. I get so many steps in per day.
Frustrated frosh: You can either be evil or hot. No in between.
Senior COS major: why wasn’t I an English major? I’d have a 4.0… well maybe not a 4.0, but a 3.9 at least.
RCA 1: I've always wondered what it'd be like to be tazed.
RCA 2: It'd be a fun study break.
International Student: I can't wait to get an American passport so I can apply to be on Survivor.
Professor, talking about Lord of the Rings: Mount Doom, yes. I grew up near there.
HUM professor describing the romanticism of pastoralism: The sheep never shit in this environment…
Classical Theater Prof: We can assume that since the beginning of humanity, there have been dildos.
Concerned Jew: I just don’t want the rabbi to see my ass, I’m sorry.