Sophomore Girl: I am not a slut! The only people I hook up with are bicker club officers.
Girl 1: Girl 2, let's go to Cottage!
Girl 2: We are in Cottage.
Neurotic Jew 1: I hear that Mel Gibson wants to make a movie about the Maccabees....
Neurotic Jew 2: That bastard.
Girl: I've heard it's kind of weird
after you jerk off...you pee kinda
Boy: Oh yeah, that's because
there's extra residue of jizz in there
that's get sticky and clogged up
a bit, unless you've gotten completely
sucked off. Then the pipes
Boy: Oh, I love my pipes clean!
Guy: She cooks, too? Oh man, I
would defi nitely...I might have to