Beer Inflation

April 22, 2004

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Overheard in ‘Enry Hall

Get your grubby little 'ands off my prized cock.

Overheard in Frist

I'm so fat. I wish I had the will power to be anorexic.

Overheard on Orange Key Tour

Tour Guide: And that's where I finally came to terms with the fact that I felt alientated.
Old Southern Lady on tour: You was a-weepin' in those shrubs?
Tour Guide: Those shrubs yonder?
O.S.L: Yes.
Tour Guide: Yeah, pretty much.

Overheard in Mathey courtyard

Girl 1: What!? Houseparties is in two weeks!?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's coming up fast.
Girl 1: But I'm only halfway through my transformation from
"artsy dork girl" to the "coolest girl in school" for my bet!
Girl 2: Better hurry up, man.

Overheard in Holder

Girl 1: If you were a boy for one day, what would be the first thing you would do?

Girl 2: I think I would get my dick sucked.

Girl 3: Oh my God! I would totally get my dick sucked.

Overheard in Ivy

Guy 1: Want to play Robo?
Guy 2: Yeah, but be sure to use only Republican-era quarters.