Boy: I don't go any more ethnic than French.
Tech Guy: The professor has been injured so class has been cancelled.
Student, getting up: Cool!
Blacked-out girl: But why hasn't he called??
Member: I don't know who you are.
Professor: The earthquake in Haiti was the deadliest natural disaster ever to occur in the Western hemisphere. (Pause) I suppose that's excluding European colonization.
Group: (hysterical laughter for 30 seconds)
Girl: Wasn't that a great pun?